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This is a man who I met on my travels in the ancient east who told me of a prophet, a prophet who spoke to him of the coming of the antichrist. The prophet said: "he has many teeth and is hairy like an ape. He will befriend the world with his amusing jumpers and exploits in balloons. Beware for he will take over all industries with a giant 'V' which will not be unlike the two finger sign regularly used by the masses to him." | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Welcome to Royston Vasey......you'll never leave. "Well i've heard about them sending monkeys into space Mickey Love, but do you really think they'll have one driving a fire engine" Pauline "this is the downstairs bathroom, into which we don't pass solids" "what's all this shouting, we'll have no trouble here, this is a local shop for local people, there's nothing for you here" Edward "first they invert me scrotum......." Babs | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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if you would like to read this text which is conveniently situated just here for christ's sake, please do. | There was a neumatic drill outside my house all night, luckily it wasn't turned on. God is big enough to take a little blasphemy, a little swearing, it's the Daily Mail that he can't stand. hello and welcome to introducing my grandfather to...... hello and welcome to flying a light aircraft without any prior formal lessons with..... hello and welcome to trying to bother a fiver off......
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